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"Monday's Dial-a-Menu, the twenty-first. Happy President's Day...For Dinner...Grilled Teriyaki [pause] Tits...Have a good day."

--"Menu Man," the annonymous voice known to hundreds of Harvard students for his daily recitation of the dining hall menu. This somewhat, well, titillating message describing yesterday's dinner entree could be reached by calling Harvard Dining Services (HDS) Dial-a-Menu voice mail at 495-5700. Due to the Presidents' Day holiday, HDS officials could not be reached for comment on the message.

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