We find it strange that in their girlish enthusiasm for Ted Kennedy, the staff neglects to mention the senator's outstanding swimming ability and his prodigious influence in the courts of Florida. Despite these oft-forgotten talents, we cannot bring ourselves to support America's oldest embarrassment.
At the same time, however, our consciences will not permit us to cast our votes for the only viable alternative. Only in Massachusetts could a liberal (liberal on abortion, pederasty, immigration and affirmative action) like Romney be considered a "moderate."
Both of these men are disgraces, so we encourage all self-respecting voters to help elect "none of the above."
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Playing the Politics of Re-Election
