YOU WERE BORN FEMALE
YOU LEARNED HOW TO SAY MOTHER
YOU LEARNED HOW TO SAY YOUR NAME
YOU TRIED TO OUTSMART ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN
YOU WENT TO A DISCO SLEEPOVER PARTY
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YOU EARNED STRAIGHT A'S
YOU SCARED ALL THE BOYS AWAY
YOU WONDERED WHY YOUR LIFE WASN'T LIKE SIXTEEN CANDLES
YOU CANCELLED YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO SEVENTEEN
YOU THOUGHT OF ONE MILLION REASONS TO LOVE YOUR SAFETY SCHOOL
YOU GOT IN AFTER ALL
YOU SCOPED AND WERE SCOPED AT THE UNION
YOU WENT TO CLASS AT EXACTLY TEN
YOU FOUND OUT NO ONE TAKES ATTENDANCE
YOU READ ABOUT JFK
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