HONEY EAST
Beautiful and talented southern belle. Rebuffed at the Miss Mississippi beauty pageant this summer, East returns to the hive as Queen of the Bee Club.
DAVID KENNEDY
Affected orator around town. The Liberal Voice. Former Perspective editor. Lampoon mafioso.
JULIAN BARNES
Shiny, happy leader of The Crimson. Mucky muck medicine man. Crunch cruncy. Head of Haitian secret police. Wears love beads.
MIKE BEYS
UC elite slime. Under fire for last spring's De La Soul debacle. Throws great for-profit concert parties for his buddies. Oh, if only I could be like Mike.
MAYA PRABHU
Manitoba Manatee. Political junkie.
SHAI HELD
Nice guy on the move. Ultimate coalition builder and social magnet. Great thick brillo-hair.
JOSHUA KREITZER
Vertically challenged Salient glamour boy hasn't made it past circulation manager. Keeps us honest with incessant campus media watching.
TALAL DEBS
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