EVERY YEAR at this time, as vacation grows near
The Crimson dispenses its gifts of good cheer.
We hope you won't hate them, but in case you do,
We just built a building. We're broke. Please don't sue.
To President Neil, a slew of new deans,
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Not to mention his provost--whatever that means.
But things around here are too peaceful, too quiet.
We'll ask Derrick Bell to give Rudy a riot.
To Derek C. Bok, who has little to do,
Tetris seems proper, and Nintendo, too.
And if Derek decides that these pastimes are duds.
We'll book our old Prez an appearance on Studs.
To manic Dean Knowles, who firsts with psychosis,
Some Valium, quick! In very large doses!
To the Dersh, we wish oodles of media hype.
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