Mark Brazaitis, Sports Editor

Harvard over RPI, mini-game: Harvard takes the first game easily, but falls asleep in the second listening to daddy Addesa's swan song. Crimson wakes up and wins mini-game, 11-0.

St. Lawrence over Princeton, two games: Pete Lappin announces he is running for president. Gets the rural New York vote. Scores six goals. Gets Cuomo's endorsement. Goes on to win Democratic nomination. Says forget it, hockey is his true calling.

Cornell over Clarkson, two games: Brian McCutcheon, a forward on Cornell's 1970 NCAA Championship squad, laces up the skates. So do former Big Red greats Joe Nieuwendyk and Doug Dadswell. Clarkson pleads foul play. Gets hit by a barrage of chickens.

Vermont over Colgate, mini-game: Colgate's Wild Wayne Cowley has a car accident on way to rink. The Raiders suit up Rejean Boivin.

Julio Varela, Assistant Sports Editor

Harvard over RPI, two games: Spell this one R-E-V-E-N-G-E. Harvard played great hockey last weekend and that was on the road. Crimson will finally crack RPI goalie Steve "Am I for Real?" Duncan.

St. Lawrence over Princeton, two games: See Saints score. Again. And Again. And Again. And Again. See Tigers run for cover. See Tigers head back to Princeton. Saints will probably keep on scoring even after Princeton leaves.

Cornell over Clarkson, mini-game: Lynah's too much for Golden Knights. Get barraged by flying fish. Get chickens thrown at them and other tasteless objects. Big Red returns to Boston Garden.

Colgate over Vermont, mini-game: Wild Wayne Cowley will let his hair down and stop the Catamounts. Burlington crowd won't be loud enough to stop a goalie that has the potential to carry his team to the semi-finals.