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From the Barnyards of SLU to the Gates of Troy

An East Coast Athletic Conference Road Map

ECAC Towns are spread from upstate New York to downstate New Jersey, to the big cities (Boston, Providence) to towns barely bigger than a hockey rink (Canton, N.Y., Hamilton, N.Y.)

Each place, however, has its own things to offer, whether it be food, music or hockey.

What follows is a list of all that is exciting (and unexciting) about the ECAC world.

Best Scorebord: Vermont. Everything but a world weather map makes its way onto UVM's giant scoreboard.

Most Annoying P.A. Announcer: Colgate. He's a set-up man for the crowd. Announcer: "Harvard now returns to full strength..." Crowd: "...and they still suck."

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Coldest Rink: Bright Center. The temperature at the Boston Zoo's polar bear area went dangerously high recently. The bears headed straight for Bright.

Hottest Rink: RPI. Best simulation of the Tropics.

Most Boring Name for a Rink: Army's Multi-Purpose Sports Facility. The Army was going to name it A Place Where Cadets Participate in Athletics, but someone got inspired.

Most Out-of-the-Way Place: Any town in upstate New York. Take a right. Keep going. Going. Going. Gone.

Best Mascot: Clarkson's Golden Knight. Got lost looking for the Holy Grail. Wound up in upstate New York.

Worst Mascot: RPI's Bee. An escapee from the Bumble Bee Tuna Factory.

Best Press Gate Reps: Army. Go right on in, soldier.

Worst Press Gate Reps: Princeton. Bring your passport.

Most Ill-Tempered Coach: Colgate's Terry Slater. After a loss, Slater looks like he got out of bed, fell down the stairs, out the door and into a heavy downpour. When Slater goes home after a loss, he doesn't kick the dog, he burns the doghouse.

Nicest Coach: SLU's Joe Marsh. Win, place or show, Marsh is always agreeable. It probably helps that he wins most of the time.

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