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Hey, Brian...

All That JAZ

Just tell Brian "we're going to kill him."

Ah, how nice. Anything else?

"Nah, just that we're going to kill him."

O.K. you nutty guys, just Brian?

"Nah, tell 'em all we're gonna stick it to 'em."

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Super guys, super. And by the way, is anything, ah, wrong?

"Heck, no. Just that we owe 'em one."

Oh, really?

"Yeah, really. We're big, we're strong, we're on scholarships and we ain't supposed to lose to Ivy boys. So in fact, we might just kill 'em all."

Now, guys, you're only 0-1-1 in the last two years against these 'Ivy boys. 'That's no big deal.

"No big deal? We'll tell you what's no big deal. They ain't gonna be no big deal when we get through with 'em. That's what's no big deal."

Wonderful guys, and just one more thing.

"Yeah?"

Don't kill 'em; just beat 'em.

"Easy."

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