Saturday, The Crimson sports page printed an article entitled "Dake It or Leave It," a column alleged to have been written by M. Deacon Dake. In fact, Dake was unaware that a gathering of slimey newts were scheming a deceptive copy switcheroo. Apologies from the plotters have been accepted by Dake for this discrediting character assassination and all is again normal in the cube.
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