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Glimp and All-Chumps To Face Hard Crime

Sports Editor

Fred "Louisville" Glimp's Administration All-Chumps will confront the University's winningest athletic combine, the CRIMSON, in the softball game of the decade tomorrow at 1 p.m. on Soldiers Field.

Idaho Potato

Glimp, "the Idaho Potato", menaced CRIMSON President Joel R. Kramer '69 of Eliot House and Ebbets Field, at a press conference Wednesday, "We've got Dizzy Dean Watson and Skates Kinasewich," he might have said, "How can we lose?"

Glimp said his team would have no fielder in right because the CRIMSON always plays for the left.

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In keeping with the University's policy of encouraging student-Administration communication, Glimp said that guests are invited to the softball game. But he added, "force will be met with force."

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