Top ranking scientists in Harvard's department of Chemistry have discovered that yesterday's one inch snowfall over most of the western hemisphere was in fact a dry, crystalline detergent.
Asked to comment on the astounding news, one source predicted: "Tomorrow there'll be no Crime."
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