In response to the recent outbreak of obscene phone calls to Radcliffe girls, the Radcliffe administration has ordered suspicious calls to the dormitories to be referred to a special number and monitored. Here is the transcript of one such conversation.
BELLS GIRL: Hello, Comstock Hall. May I help you?
CAMBRIDGE YOUTH: Sally dere?
BELLS: Sally who?
CAMBRIDGE YOUTH: Gee, I metter ata mixuh, she got brown hayuh.
BELLS: Just a moment, please. (Buzzes.)
JOAN: Hello?
CAM. YOU.: Sally dere?
JOAN: Sally? Oh, why yes, this is Sally. Who is this?
CAM. YOU.: James Bond, kid. I'm the picha-takin man for the real sliks, Playboy's Life, and I wanna take a pikchov YOU.
JOAN: Really?
CAM. YOU.: Yeah, I seen yarounda campus lookingood, an I wanna getcha pickcha ina bathin soot.
JOAN: Well thank you very much,
Mr. Bond but I'm really not sure that I should you know, because--
CAM. YOU.: Anif ya look real good in a bathin soot, we can sorta (heh heh) make it lika convertible an tryit widda top down, 'fya get what I mean (heh heh).
