In response to the recent outbreak of obscene phone calls to Radcliffe girls, the Radcliffe administration has ordered suspicious calls to the dormitories to be referred to a special number and monitored. Here is the transcript of one such conversation.

BELLS GIRL: Hello, Comstock Hall. May I help you?

CAMBRIDGE YOUTH: Sally dere?

BELLS: Sally who?

CAMBRIDGE YOUTH: Gee, I metter ata mixuh, she got brown hayuh.

BELLS: Just a moment, please. (Buzzes.)

JOAN: Hello?

CAM. YOU.: Sally dere?

JOAN: Sally? Oh, why yes, this is Sally. Who is this?

CAM. YOU.: James Bond, kid. I'm the picha-takin man for the real sliks, Playboy's Life, and I wanna take a pikchov YOU.

JOAN: Really?

CAM. YOU.: Yeah, I seen yarounda campus lookingood, an I wanna getcha pickcha ina bathin soot.

JOAN: Well thank you very much,

Mr. Bond but I'm really not sure that I should you know, because--

CAM. YOU.: Anif ya look real good in a bathin soot, we can sorta (heh heh) make it lika convertible an tryit widda top down, 'fya get what I mean (heh heh).