The perilous pedestrian situation on Mass. Ave. will soon be remedied, according to secret new architectural reports. No more bricks dropping out of a wooden sky on passing 'Cliffies, predict the engineers, no more puddles, joy though they may be to the Cambridge psyche, and no more splinters in the community feet. New measurements indicate that when the last brick is removed from Dudley House, the whole damn Health Center topples. University officials are undecided whether to go ahead and turn the resulting crater into a parking lot or squash court or whether to halt construction and let the clear air be. We for one favor un-Sertified clear air.
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