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NO CRIME

The Cambridge Police Dept. has announced that, effective immediately, and for the remainder of the academic year, its force will be halved Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, the CRIMSON learned yesterday. Asked to explain the move, a source close to the chief said, "It's exam period, fella; hence on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, there's NO CRIME."

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