The road from 14 Plympton St. leads to many bizarre places, from scenic Massachusetts jails to the President's office in Massachusetts Hall to the swimming pool in the White House. CRIMSON editors have occupied them all at one time or another.

Tonight at 7:30 p.m. all roadblocks will be raised as the CRIMSON holds its second and last open house for all Harvard and Radcliffe undergraduates who aspire to positions of power, authority, or ill-fame.

Those with a flair for keen logic, elegant expression, and intelligent comment will, of course, consider the Editorial Board competition with more than passing interest. The News Board will command the attention of everybody who delights in reading other people's mail.

And for the up-and-comers, the Business School preps, there is the Business Board, with its overflowing coffers and Horatio Alger outlook. The f-stop crowd with a Tri-X perspective will drool when confronted with the CRIMSON's photographic facilities.

No previous experience is necessary. Really. And CRIMSON competitions, it is said, are fun. Great fun.