Because of repairs, a burning torch
Because of the torch, a sizzling zorch*
Because of the zorch, a general blaze
Because of the blaze, the water plays
Because of the water, an icy street
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Because of the ice (we must repeat)
Because of the ice, not MTA,
A lumbering bus careens astray.
Because of the bus, Pontiacs smashed,
As well as a hashery pretty well hashed.
Because of the crash, some raised hair,
And because of a torch,** more repair.
*first coined by a San Francisco disc jockey **occurs.
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