As a result of mass hypnosis induced by an anonymous patriot who spoke last night before the Great War murals in Widener Library the CRIMSON will not appear tomorrow. The entire CRIMSON staff this morning joined the Marine Corps and shipped to Parris Island. The Radcliffe Bureau, also carried away, will provide spiritual companionship. "We have heard the sound and left the fury," said the Bureau Chief.
Read more in News
Graduates Forced to Move by September