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Southpaws Win Battle on Seats

Left-handed students have won themselves a special place in the hearts of University officials, for as of this term the southpaws are sitting in special sections to give their left elbows plenty of free room.

And it's all a result of the League of Left Handed Men, former Chairman David C. Poskanzer announced last night. "It was one of the goals that we were striving for, and now that we've reached it, the league has been disbanded," Poskanzer explained.

In its hey-day last November, the league was seeking official recognition from the Student Council, undergoing many internal arguments over proper leadership, and sponsoring dances.

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