"Matilda Klopenheimer" ate first shift dinner with Cabot Hall residents last night, and was then placed on social pro for wearing her hair in a pincurl and bandanna. Though she excused her bass voice by saying she suffered from a slight attack of laryngitis, her unfamiliarity with the Radclice routine made her position doubtful.
She were a violet sweater, ruby red lipstick, and gray flannel skirt, proving her Harvard fidelity. "I have trouble with my hose," she said, "but my mother didn't send any razor blades."
Matilda gave her home as Hammaching, Mich. Asked about the laundry problem over such a distance, she confessed "I do my personal laundry myself, and send home just the heavier things, like bluejeans."
After coffee in the living room, the dubious guest excused herself, claiming she would use her evening of pro studying for an hour exam. Her bewildered dinner partners concluded "Only a Lampoon man could have done it."
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