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Oriental Savant Sees Crime Win

Local Police Take Umbrage at Sporting Sage's Statement

"Leavitt to me," chortled the Sage with a Glinut in his eye, "this CRIMSON-'Poon game is Jester romp. Wood you believe it?" he remarked to his crony, "the Crime has Rheault over the lbisters by the same score ever since the paper first made Profits.

"I don't to Breg-man," he added "but these Plympton men are pretty Fairfielders, and the Horowitz which the Poonsters will watch the Crimeds run Foster and Foster is going to be deplorable. The Crime will Wallach the Bell out of the Funnymen with very little Lefferta. They simply can't Lewis, and it should be a Binger game than ever.

"Yesair," said the Flung Huey, "the bookies are Brasten to I that the final score will be

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