On Learning that Radcliffe Votes Chaste Farewells
Had we but world enough and time.
This coyness, Radcliffe, were no crime.
We would sit down and think of ways
To Spread our love o'er many days.
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Thou should by sluggish Charles' side.
With New Directions as your guide.
The fate of men and books decide.
And damn the old with comments suide.
But college days are all too short.
And not too long may we cavort.
The derm's a fine and private place.
But neon henceforth shall there embrace.
Since at our back we always fear
The curfew hour drawing near.
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