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'Tu Yung,' Says Hoo Floung

"The Young man on the right, my Young readers," and the Sage of the Age, and a very Young age it is too, "is Leeward Skreindler, Young Dartmouth politics, cheerleader, and vendor of hand-painted ties. When not practicing the old locomotive, Skreindler is prone to wend his way upward on the political ladder two, Youngs at a time."

"Sarno more," cried his Young apprentice. "Mazzone hope is that you die Young. You've got me Fitkin be tied. I'm practically a nervous Schreck."

"Keep Coulson and I'll Tuss off a prediction," interrupted the not so Young savant. "Hannigan my every word while I say Harvard 10  Dartmouth T

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