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Encyclopedia Americana: Optimist--midshipman who spends his free time making the Manual changes.

Due to the special liberty we have been granted, the Beer Bust scheduled for Friday has been postponed. The social committee will set a new date in the near future.

After his inspired performance of last Saturday, George Dickerson is expecting an offer to assist teaching Sources to the incoming Midshipmen class.

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