There's nothing like a watch on Friday night to get one in the mood for a Saturday night date. Jim "the mad dog" Madison has found a new buddy--with a Southern accent, too--The Count De Wright. The Count will be remembered for his sagacious comments in Statistics.

J.E. "the Rebel" Smith tells his story of "Sherman's Retreat" through Georgia. "Why, it was another Dunquerque," says the man from the Deep South. When accused of being related to a carpet bagger, Smith was seen gathering his Confederate flag and picture of Robert E. Lee, and heading home.

Jim "the mail boy" Polhemus was seen sitting in Hank "the Bruin" Sheller's room in the wee hours last Sunday noon, waiting to bring the news of the SCUCLA game to Hank.

By the way, we noticed an ad 'neath our hallowed corner last week which set some of us wondering--what did "they" do in '69 that helps us every day? In case you wonder who the two morons who wrote the column are, you will be able to recognize us by our bleary eyes. for some time. We dug into "this fascinating oil business" in preparation for Friday's mid-term.

Jim Tillotsen, who calls Brown his Alma Mater, was seen prodding Fritz Stein into accepting some liberty last week-end. The results are unknown, but Freddie was pretty sharp in Monday's classes, so perhaps James wasn't very persuasive. The amount of mail Don McClure received from Texas leads us to believe that this quiet, longhorn is already making plans for his leave