With Nichols

The report that the horses stabled near the Stadium are soon to be "liquidated has engendered a good deal of anticipation and watchfulness on the part of the Cowie gastronomes. Perhaps current OWI publicity will break down their traditional resistance to Dobbin as a victual. It's significant to note, however, that the Provisions course does not indicate the quantity of hoss meat to be stowed for an indefinite cruise, for 100 men, implying that this commodity still lacks official Navy sanction.

Vital Statistics: Yearbook's Al Connors and Co. plan an Alteration May 27. It seems that an Army-Navy coalition was arranged this weekend when Carlos Cole's Army nurse returned to Chicago with a sparkler. Your Battalion Commander, Brinker, he with audible voice, is New York-bound this weekend. An added inducement to the purchase of the "Rough Roll" is the fact that 134 Waves will be represented pictorially. You may also expect your copy of the Yearbook in about one month.

Plan Blowout

Consultation with the ringleaders of the end-of-school Blowout discloses plans which we are in an advanced stage. Rumors of a name band (viz. Ella Fitzgerald, Tony Pastor, etc.), a flashy hotel ballroom, and a downright reasonable entrance fee indicate a worthwhile way to spend that all night liberty which is customarily extended the "outcumbents" of NSCS. Should you have some good ideas or contacts, see Bob Grant of Class B.

Worst pun of the week: "May gal's a welder. She's carrying the torch for me!"

An urgent need exsists for men who have done some drumming, base or snare. Stir loose any talent in your room and direct it to the Administration Office.

Waiter! Another Bock!