The second and last company smoker, tentatively slated for Thursday, December 23, should produce another evening of robust entertainment. . .among the repeaters from the first smoker will be G.L.Mason--of the tune-writin' Masons--Hershberg and company, and, of course, the inimitable Lagerquist. . .Lagie is expected to unspin, uhreel, unwind, bring forth with another of those tall, highly colorful, highly humorous yarns, tales, anecdotes, whoppers, whew!.

Social Activities Chairman Lake reminds us that there is a possibility that platoon parties will be held the night of the next Regimental. . .watch this column for the latest word on this. . .they would be held at the Statler preceding and concurrent with the dance. . .next Regimental is scheduled for one evening between Christmas and Nooyers Eve.

Note to lots of people who have wondered: Joe (ISpellMyNameinCode) Prychodzin pronounces it "Sicodgin" and would have you do likewise. . .Things one wonders about while being scooped: What is the choice One who watches Dog in its daily trek back from the gym. . .you know, the doll who frames herself in the store window, fotches a comely smile while the boys hold Rossi in ranks.

Remark of the week: "Holiday always looks like he was running against a high wind". . . We're committed to secrecy but we can tell you next issue just what well known Dog will crawl into the permanent kennel December 24. . . double if he waits up for Santa.

Famous last words:"Would you mind standing a Saturday night watch for me!". . .Blank verse: "He was just getting underway when a WAVE smacked him amidships". . .Our friend Lowry is soon shoving off for armed guard. . . Moans Section Leader Shannon, "If they sing whyinhell can't they sing in step!"

Chicago's gift to Boston, Charley Wilson, is currently languishing in Sick Bay as a flu victim. . .Things we miss: Vice-Ensign Witt's daily dash to report at morning colors. . .Serious note: Sounds like a real break this station is getting in cinema attractions . . .pre-release showings of top pictures in the Music Building at microscopic prices. . .Company Dog will get their look-in Sunday evenings. . .good deal, there. . .