The social worker was talking to a girl in a slum district and said: "Where is your father?" "Oh, Pap's in the penitentiary," the girl replied. "What about your mother?" "She's out here in an insane asylum," answered the girl. "And your sister?" "She's been in the Reform School a couple of years." "Well, that just leaves you and your brother. Where's he?". "He's at Harvard." "What, you mean your brother is in college?" What's he studying?" "Oh, he ain't studying nothing. They're studying him." --Youngstown Dally Vindicator.
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