Gentmun, suh, draw yo'selves up a chair and have a mint julep. You all is gonna need a stiff reenforcement to carry you all through this yere picture. Suh, what them yankees out tha in Hollywood has sayd abaht Vuhginny is a dahrect insult to us who would be willin to give oauh blood for deah ole Vuhginny. Wha, they done even had a yankee ridin a pure bred hoss--who ever saw a yankee who could ride a hoss like some of oauh southen gentmuns.

They had a belle named Madeleine Carroll portrayin a southern girl gone wrong--she had gone up noth to live after her pappy and mammy done diahd. They had her come back speakin a nothen accent and, suh, its a dis-grace, that's what it is, and we all should rize up and defend ouah honor. Any man with any blood of oauh ancestors who's seen goin into this picture will be challenge to a duel by some of us who still remain true to Genel Lee--God rest his soul.

Moving up North, let it be known that "Virginia" is not one of the best pictures of the year. It lacks any action at all and the acting is in the same category. The team of McMurray and Carrol fail to hit any high spots. There is one good actor who does make a bid for fame but the director kills him off before this darkly has a chance to make a real impression.