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THE PRESS

PROM REGULATIONS

1. Please pull down the shades on front campus. The boys don't want you staring at them while you dress for the prom.

2. No girl and her date may sit for long periods in the balcony. You might miss the refreshments.

3. Please try to dance with as many boys as possible, especially those who look like they don't dance very well. They usually have minds worth cultivating.

4. Please do not go back for refreshments more than five times--it shows a lack of feeding.

5. Please be discreet on front campus after the dance--it's embarrassing for the night watchman when he finds you holding hands.

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6. Please take turns sitting on the mill stones. It's very exhausting for those students who have to walk in circles for an hour. Hollins College Columns, Prom Extra.

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