To the Editor of the Crimson:
(An open letter to Mr. Brill.)
It's quite evident that you have the wrong purpose in going to Widener. You seem to be the exceptional Harvard man, the long sought after demi-concentrator, the superman of the library who can keep one eye on the book and the other on the passing scenery. For your type of intellect it might be well to annex Widener to the Old Howard and have built-in chorus girls.
Since your language seems to be that of an inspiring veterinary, I shall attempt to write along the same zoological lines. The evolution of the Harvard man seems to disprove Mr. Darwin's theory; you boys are going in the opposite direction. You virile young four F's! The only reason those Shephard Street girls would look at a Harvard man twice would be because they couldn't believe it the first time.
It seems too bad that all of your love life is centered around Widener. You're quite a simple case, Mr. Brill. The bitter pangs of love with some girl from across the Common are still poisoning your perspective. Just what do you expect for your tuition? Iva Poitrine '42.
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