A silvering repercussion
From the Crimson's long discussion
On how we've been persuaded
That the tutoring schools are jaded
Would be if Imaginations
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Could fantastically be told
To believe prognostications
Which we admit are slightly bold.
Fair Harvard will surrender
Its academic crown
And be forced to humbly tender
Its scholastic cap and gown
To a novel Cambridge college
Run by Gramer, Wolff, and Briggs
To feed the students knowledge
With a minimum of digs.
So--when virtuous men have passed away
And Harvard's down the spout:
Each day will be a holiday
With Cramer in and Conant out. --Omar Bosola.
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