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The Crime

MISCELLANEOUS CRIMINAL ACTIVITY

Gloomy forecast of growing governmental activity is the fact that a W.P.A. truck has been found lurking behind the Hasty Pudding Building. It has been learned from unofficial sources that a Federal Writers Project will soon try to resuscitate the college "funny" magazine.

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The dignity of the Indoor Athletic Building suffered a severe shock recently when a large laundry truck parked outside the building. On its side was painted a large safety pin and beneath it, the motto "We like to wash them. You don't." The truck was a messenger of the Dydee Laundry.

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The world's social conscience may well rejoice when it hears the glad tidings that the international crisis has at last penetrated the cloister walls of that Wellesley-satellite, Pine Manor. The powers-that-be have decided to postpone their production of Archibald MacLeish's "Air Raid" in order "to avoid complicating the international situation."

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