(Printed with the understanding that the CRIMSON does not endorse, tolerate, or condone any and all sedition, murmur, or grudge herewith published.)

From a course in Wage-Law at Lincoln's Inn,

From expecting Lord Cohen to permit Christ in,

From incredible mixtures of Bourbon and gin,

Preserve us O God and Merriman.

From ever provoking a Coach's wrath,

From brazenly solving a problem in math,

From nodding our head to deans on the path

Preserve us O God and Merriman.

From roasting ourselves on the Eliot Grille

From fighting a Son of Father Sill,

From ever paying a Widener Bill,

Preserve us O God and Merriman.

From Cursing our Conant Plan Grade "B",

From the instructor who averages "C" and "D",