Chairman News--Well, how have things been going with you so far this year?

Chairman Crimson--Why we've done wonderfully. Twice we have been severely reprimanded by the authorities. We've been threatened with having the paper taken off the streets because of the unprintable things in it. Oh my, yes, we couldn't ask for better luck.

News--We've just been plugging along. You guys sure have put it across. We never even heard from the Dean much less the police.

Crimson--The Dean! Why we consider it an off day if we don't get a letter from the Dean. You fellows are sure simple down there. No letters from the Dean, huh.

News--Gosh, a letter from the Dean every day! That's some going, all right. But our Yale Record got a letter from the Purity League saying that they were going too far. That's pretty good.

Crimson--My, but you people are simple. Our humorous magazines never stay on the streets for more than half an hour. Every issue they arrest the board entire of the Lampoon.

News--Boy, what we wouldn't give to be sophisticated or something like you guys. Do you always print things that are dirty?

Crimson--Of course. We never let a man on a competition for any of our publications unless he can write five things that could never pass the censors . . . . .

News--Well, I've learned a lot and thank you. Boy, if I could only be arrested just once, oh boy. Peristalsis   --from Yale News