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Over the Wire

No Dress For Italians

TRIESTE, Italy--The Fascist Party's newspaper announced today that Italian men can not wear "tails" or tuxedoes and be good party members.

Iustead, said the "Pepolo Di Trieste" which is owned by the party, they should wear at formal affairs a new type of dress uniform designed by Achille Starnce, Secretary-General of the party.

"All those members of the Bourgeoisie who intend to dust off their full-dress clothes should leave them in dark clothes or, better still, sell them to those Jews who tragic in second-hand clothes," the Pepolo Di Trieste said.

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