DRAMATIS PERSONAE (In order of their appearance)

Any resemblance to the name of any person, living or dead, is to be regarded as purely coincidental. LOWELLA SALTONPUSS, of Ratcliff  Part taken by Lowella Saltonstall FOUFOU SEARS, of Magnolia-by-the-Sea Aunt to Lowella. . . . . . . . .  Part taken by foufou Sears, "Mrs. Oklahoma" 1897, Barnum & Bailey Ringling Brothers' Elephant-Skinned Lady 1914 SNUFFY SULLIVAN, of Chelsea-by-the Smell. . . . . . . . . . . . .  Part taken by Eustaee P. McGargle A YARD COP . . . . . . . . . .  Part taken by a Yard Cop PROFESSOR FREEZY MERMAN, of Harvard, Uncle to Lowella . . . . .  Part taken by himself A SECTION MAN . . . . . . . . . .  Part taken by a local WPA worker 17 SMALL MEMBERS OF THE SULLIVAN HOUSEHOLD, and ATTENDANTS 3 LARGE SULLIVANS  Parts taken by sundry members of the O'Hallahan family CHARLES FRANCIS APTED, of Cambridge . . . . . . . . . . . .  Part taken all by himself TWO STUDENT ADVISORS . . . . .  Parts taken by Sam Silversmith and George Goldsmith J.V. WONTWEE, friend to Snuffy . . .  Part taken by Pete Peewee, Harvard Crew Captain: 1901, 1902, 1903, 1904, 1906, 1912 LESTER WOLVE, of Istanebull . . . .  Part taken by Lester Wolve, Envoie plenipotentiare extraordinaire

Also in the play:

Various unattached hangers-on in the Chilton Club, Boston, and Michael's Club, Cambridge

Numerous employes of the Boston Rapid Ransit

Assorted Baby Deans of University Hall Z, Cambridge

REMEMBER

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