Celebrate Harvard's Tercentenary in the modern Manner! After the exercises follow the crowd to our new grill, where your favorite cocktail will be served. --Sign in a Massachusetts Avenue Window.
John Harvard's been outsmarted;
In a drear Yard he sits.
The cocktail hour's started,
And Harvard's at the Ritz.
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The crowd's gone in a body,
And Sever broods with Straus.
"Take rye or a hot toddy;
The drinks are on the house."
Leave Harvard to the probers
Of history and death.
Our fate lies at Locke Ober's,
A rendezvous with breath.
We've had our fill of Gini,
Malinowski and the crew.
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