As you will note by the head, this is supposed to be a Vagabond. Well, it is a Vagabond. Although I have never written one before, I have always thought they would be an awful lot of fun. Fortunately, our special writers have both left for the summer.

This column, they tell me, requires real literary style. It is reputedly not only the best written column in the paper but the cleverest. Since I am a news man, I am reported to possess neither intelligence or wit. While I have no intention of relinquishing my dubious claims to modesty, I am sure that we all think this little idea of mine shows a great deal of originality.

The first part of a Vagabond should arouse your interest by any tactics, clean or dirty. When the writer thinks you have been sufficiently inspired, he orders you to attend a class in Harvard 5 where you can hear more about it. This along with the Confidential Guide is the chief way in which the Faculty supports the CRIMSON. Trusting that I have now earned a free train ride on the New York, New Haven, and Hartford Railroad, I would like you all to be at track 23. South Station at 10 o'clock this morning.