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THE CRIME

President Conant has evidently had some trouble with his Lampoon subscription for his office mailed the following complaint to the Lampoon Circulation Manager a week ago today.

"Mr. Conant has asked me to thank you for your interest in his subscription to the Lampoon. I think he really enjoys not receiving the copies regularly since that gives him more time to "get" the members about when he sees them.

"When I was Circulation Manager of the Lampoon I counted the subscriber a very lucky one who received half of his issues. Very Sincerely Yours,   Harper Woodward '31,   Secretary to the President."

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