Scene: a heath near Lowell House. Enter Mr. Westcott with pail of sour cream followed by witches. Thunder and lightning.
Mr. W:--
Round about the tables go,
On the filthy dishes throw
Toast that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
In the Central Kitchen lain
With nasty foods of fancy name.
All:--
Double double boil and bubble
Cooking isn't worth the trouble.
Mr. W:--
Fillet of a fenny snake
For veal saute they may mistake,
Wormy haddock see thou fix
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