Emile Dubiel was elected football captain in the Ritz Hotel suite of George White, the "Scandals" producer.

Harvard's Advisor of Women is A. W. Johnson.

The Seal has finally disappeared from the House menus, and with it Riverside Farm. Now the boiled eggs must rely on such a prosaic substitute as "Hennery" for their eye appeal.

George Lyman Kittredge, A.B. '82, LL.D., Litt.D. (Hon.) '07, Gurney Professor of English Literature, has recently taken to reading detective stories in the Georgian at 4.30 in the morning.

Mrs. Clough, the Leverett head waitress, has for some years been a regular diner at Liggett's. After work, Eliot House's chef regularly stops b HayesBickford's for his oyster stew. The Adams House kitchen is often thrown out of its stride while the cook goes out for dinner.

On the other hand, one Little Hall resident was at the waterfront, embarking for Ethiopia and Haile Selassle's army when the thought of Miss Murray's savory Union fare brought him back to Cambridge.

A woman manager from the Newtons has been the means of guaranteeing a successful season to an independent Harvard football eleven. Every night she weighed in each player, mostly Law School men, in order to check any increase in avoirdupois. Her vigilance, however, could not quite cope with the Minnetonka slaughterers, who trounced the Crimson 40-0 in the first period.