The latest ex cathedra pronouncement from Colonel Apted, recently appointed chief of the Cambridge cavalry and hussars, appeared a few days ago on the Eliot House Bulletin board. It reads: "No parking will be allowed on Bolyston Street between Mt. Auburn Street and the River on Saturday, June 9th commencing at midnight tonight until 5 P. M. Saturday." Carefully inscribed below is a note to the effect that "this is a police regulation." And thus another fertile "parking" ground is denied the Eliot House playboys who seem inclined to seek them out.

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The Student Employment Office recently found it impossible to find among any of the students one capable of handling a bartender's job at a Cape Cod hotel this summer. Such a situation is appalling as well as unbelievable. Certainly there must be some students experienced in the subtle art of mixing drinks but the facts seem to indicate that such is not the case. Perhaps Harvard is becoming an oasis in the new era of freely obtained McCoy beverages. Would you believe it?