To refute the aspersions cast upon all mice by workers in the Biology Laboratories because of the depredations of a few outsiders, a mouse-fancier wrote these lines, and posted them in a conspicuous position:
I think mice
Are rather nice.
Their tails are long,
Their faces small,
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They haven't any
Chins at all.
Their ears are pink,
Their teeth are white,
They run about
The lab at night.
They nibble things
They shouldn't touch,
And no one seems
To like them much.
But I think
Mice are nice.
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