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THE CRIME

Feeling that his biddy was not developing enough attention to his room, an irate student complained to her one morning that the dust on a table in his room was thick enough for him to draw in.

"That reminds me," she replied, "of the story about the lady who complained to her Irish maid that the dust on the piano was so thick that she could write her name in it. The maid," continued the biddy, "answered right back, 'My, the advantages of a good education'."

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