"A dinner table may often be as good an instrument of liberal education as a conference room or a lecture hall. . ." President Conant to the 1000.

Ad Apocryphal Cataloguery:

Roast Prime Ribs 13. Elementary Organic and Linguistic Torture

Chiefly laboratory work, Tu., Th., and (at the pleasure of the instructor) Sat., at 1. Professor A. L. Endicott, assisted by Dr. Westcott. (III)

Course 13 is open to properly qualified Freshmen.

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All of which would seem to recall that "Ei" placard that we chortled over the other day. Messrs. Crosse and Blackwell are proudly responsible. "We are pleased to announce," they blare, "that our popular stews now contain 50 per cent more meat, in addition to many other good vegetables."

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Dartmouth Football Schedule

Oct. 21: Penn at Philadelphia

Oct. 28: Harvard at Cambridge*

Nov. 4: Yale at New Haven

Nov. 11: Princeton at Princeton

Nov. 25: Chicago at Chicago

*We Do Our Part

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THE CRIB

Heh department: "For a Puritanized American writer to show gusto would be comparable to a Harvard Professor who writes books admitting that he enjoyed the sex act." B. De. Casseres, "Mencken and Shaw"