TRANSPORTATION NOTES

We Nominate for Memorial Hall:

The girl who rode a bicycle into the Adams House Dining Hall on Saturday, during the supper hour, in full blaze of the electric skylight.

The Dunster House wags who roller skate from Dunster House to the Eliot House Cafeteria, every night.

The last person to drive a hired car over the Week's Memorial Step Bridge.

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Plan For the Rehabilitation of Harvard Finances

When Mrs. Gardiner died after a life spent in careful collecting of art treasures, she bequeathed, by way of a complicated will, her great accumulation of Old Masters, and Statuary to the making of a Museum, Fenway Court. This is one of the Museums, which Harvard Men must go and see to pass the Fine Arts 1d exam.

Mrs. Gardiner had no intention of allowing the Museum to be "taken over" by any meddling curator while she was winging through celestial galleries. So she added a codicil to the will, ordering every picture and every vase or other object to be kept eternally in the exact spot in which she had it before she died. If this was not done, the whole collection was to be taken to Paris, auctioned off, and the proceeds were to go to Harvard University. Now that this truth is out, some Harvard man will call at the Crimson and we shall tell him our further plans for enriching the Bursar's office.