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PROGNOSTICATOR PANTS AS HE PREDICTS PURPLE FALL

Sudden approach of many close football games leaves poor prognosticator panting in wake like Big Bad Wolf that tried to blow down Little Pig's house. Like Wolf color finally turns to purple as poor, panting prognosticator contemplates Holy Cross. Ignorant people say Holy Cross will Reiss to the occasion and Crusader's Notre Dame system will lead them out of the Woods, but greater knowledge reveals their attack will be Britt-le. Harvard will run round Purple ends till Sheehands outpoints with final score 20-13 for Crimson.

Same superior knowledge shows other scores: Yale 14  Brown 7 Dartmouth 7  Pennsylvania 7 Michigan 10  Ohio State 7 Princeton 14  Columbia 7 Illinois 13  Army 7 Notre Dame 13  Carnegie Tech 12 Pittsburgh 13  Minnesota 7 Purdue 19  Chicago 6 S. California 20  Oregon State 6

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