Princeton University sent out questionnaires to its alumni body just to find out how they were getting along, and discovered that the average alumnus owns one and nine-tenths automobiles, six and a half suits of clothes, and has one and five-eighths babies. That's pretty good, but Wallie wonders just how the parents solve the problem of that five-eighths of a baby. The logical answer is to dress him in the half suit of clothes, pack him into the nine-tenths of an automobile, and send him to Harvard. --The Walrus in Boston University News.
How Do They Do It?
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