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THE CRIME

Oh Please!

"Number, please?"

"Beach 7660, please."

"Beach sevain sickss sickss oooooo?"

"Right."

"Burr's?"

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"Burr's."

"Hello, would you please see if a photograph left by a Mr. -- just before the Summer holidays, has been repaired yet?"

"What was the name please?"

"-----"

"-----?"

"No; -----"

"OH; -----"

"NO! It starts with--as in -----; the rest is right."

"Oh; -----"

"RIGHT."

"Just a minute please."

"Did you get a repair slip when you left the machine?"

"No. The clerk was out of them and wrote the thing down on a plain piece of paper."

"Just a second, pease."

. . . . . .

"What kind of a machine was it, do you remember?"

"Let's see. Well, it was one of those medium-sized ones with the top: the kind you can set on a table I guess, too, they cost about fifty dollars when I got it about eleven years ago."

"Wait a moment, please."

. . . . . .

"Can you give me just a few more details please: you see it's rather hard to locate on account of there being no regular repair slip."

"Hmmmm. Well. Oh sure; it's exactly like the one here in the room."

GENTLE THUD AS RECEIVER AT OTHER END IS REPLACED ON THE HOOK.

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