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THE CRIME

THE DEAN'S MEAT

With a blush toward an English Gentleman

The Dean asked the

Tutor and the Tutor asked the Sophomore,

"However did it happen that you flunked that French exam?"

The Sophomore said, "I dunno,

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What made you think that I would know?

I guess the upshot of it was

I didn't give a darn."

The Tutor said, "Tut-tut!" and went to University. "Speaking of that Izzy Dumm, who flunked his French exam.

It's really quite extraordinary,

I can't understand it,

But he says-oh, such a wicked thing!--

He didn't give a darn."

The Dean said, "My, my!

And looked at his record-book;

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